Review of Royal Caribbean MARINER OF THE SEAS and Voyager Class ships
I’m convinced! After a week on the Mariner of the Seas, I can say unequivocally that this ship and the others like it are the best ships for family vacations that I’ve ever had the pleasure of sailing on. Not to say that she has a few shortcomings, but in all the ship is close enough to perfect to get my rating of A or a 97 out of 100.
As soon as I saw it I was struck by the ship’s massive size. I tried to keep an open mind about sharing my vacation with 3400+ passengers, but my first thought was “It’s too big!” I admit, though, that the ship does a good job of splitting up the passengers into so many intimate areas that it almost never feels overwhelming.
Check-in was a breeze, in spite of the fact that there was only one working scanner at security. We only waited about 20 minutes and there was no line at the check-in desk. The ever-famous photographers held us up a bit (there should be a “no-picture” line to board), but, not for long.
I was very impressed by the Royal Promenade, an old world tiled street down the center of the ship, rising 4 stories, with overhanging bay-windowed staterooms. This is where the shopping, café, ice cream parlor, wine bar, and pub are located. They have parades and other events in this area, and it’s a location unto itself. It’s just a great place to hang out and relax.
We checked out our accommodations, an ocean view cabin on deck two, and found it to be very adequate. We met our cabin steward and asked him to please put away the bedspread for the week, believing that they are probably not laundered between sailings. If you are looking for the hairdryer, it’s in the desk drawer and all the rooms have mini refrigerators. The bathroom was fine, still has the half moon shower, but it has glass doors instead of a shower curtain. As far as the ship layout, I don’t understand the logic behind deck two. The movie theater and conference area are forward on this deck, and I was directing people all week to go up to deck 4 or 5 and take the forward elevator to deck two to the movie theater, because of a 10 foot hall in the crew area that separated the aft and forward part of this deck.
It took two days, but finally we saw hand sanitizers at the buffet. I was surprised that they weren’t there on embarkation, so take your own, just in case. It costs $8.95 in Nassau.
This brings me to the food. First of all, there are three main dining rooms, all located at different levels aft in the ship. They are magnificent, and this separation makes dining an intimate experience, because they have split the myriad of passengers into six groups with the early and late dining. This is very well done. If the ship falls short in any area it’s the food. True to Royal Caribbean philosophy, the food, although upgraded with new menu items was still average. Some dishes tended to be dry, non-imaginative, and lacking in character. The staff, however, was always willing to trade out and unacceptable choice. In their defense, I realize that food is very subjective, and there were some outstanding menu items during the cruise. RCI offers only one sugar-free dessert choice per day, so I would like to see this expanded. There was always a Caesar salad alternative and grilled chicken nightly. I’m told that one can also get a hamburger any time in the dining room, off menu. They claimed to have spa cuisine, but I don’t recall seeing it on the menu. They offer two alternative intimate reservations-only restaurants, at $20 per person. I wasn’t excited about steaks or Italian fare at an extra charge, but I dutifully made reservations for Portifino restaurant. Wow! They changed my mind with the impeccable service and fabulous food. After appetizers and Ceasar salad prepared at our table, I chose the halibut which was perfectly prepared moist and tasty. Michael chose the filet. His filet was 2 inches think, cooked to perfection, and melted in his mouth. There is a café on the promenade that offers coffee, etc, sweets and little sandwiches all day and there is a soft serve machine at the pool. Ben and Jerry’s charges for ice cream specialties, and Johnny Rockets has a cover charge of $3.95, which is reasonable to eliminate the crowds and worth the fee, I’m told.
The wine list was extensive and reasonable for a ship, plus Vintages wine bar offers a “wine flight”, which gives you a selection of 2oz of several wines, to do your own private tasting. That was fun and gave us a chance to taste several red wines. Vintages also offered a “shaken not stirred” martini lesson and tasting, and did a great job of entertaining. If you order wine by the glass, be sure to ask for a larger wine glass to pour the wine into. If you don’t give room to breathe, you won’t get your money’s worth. The pub and cigar bar were very comfortable. The Captain’s welcome reception was held in the promenade where there was plenty of room and many waiters circulating among the guests. They only offered champagne as a drink choice, fine for me, but not fine for some. The ship’s store allows purchases of liquor to be taken to the room for an up charge, which is a good thing for my husband who enjoys his rum and coke. The coke cards were a good idea at $6 per day for the cruise length and $4 per day for children. Although we don’t drink that much in soft drinks and passed on that purchase, I saw many guests with the readily identifiable Coke glass in hand.
The showroom was not particularly well designed, lots of obstructed views and seating wasn’t tiered enough to avoid the head in front of me, but it was okay. The entertainment was generally well done, imaginative, and lively, no complaints here. One night Charo performed and she was absolutely terrific and Kenny James, a Star Search winner was equally as great! I understand that Royal Caribbean offers this type of headliner often.
The ice rink extravaganza “Ice under the Big Tent”, a circus oriented show, was more than fun, and I don’t even like circus stuff. I’d see it again. You have to get tickets, but there are 4 showings during the week, so anyone who wants to see the ice show should be able to get tickets. All the seats are good to very good so don’t worry about where you are sitting, except behind a pole.
The children’s program (starting at age three, potty trained) has RCCL partnering with Crayola and offers some products that aren’t on the marketplace yet. The kids get to test market stuff and the whole program looked like it was great fun. The children offered us a circus in the promenade one day! There is a family disco hour, plus the teen disco, and family oriented entertainment. I heard from the sources that the teen disco is great fun! They’ve also partnered with Fisher-Price to offer 45 minute sessions of organized playtime learning twice daily for parents and babies or toddlers for enhancement of the cruise experience.
There are many bars and musical selections for everyone including a Latin club, Boleros.
Studio B, where the ice rink is located, converts to a huge dance floor. This is the best nightclub / party venue I’ve ever experienced on a ship. One night was the “Dance through the Ages” starting with the 50’s forward, and it was a blast! There was enough room for anyone who wanted to watch and enough room for anyone who wanted to dance. This was fun! The Crown Viking lounge offers nice mellow dance music, so we adjourned to that venue after wearing ourselves out at Studio B. The Dragon’s Lair is too creepy for me but very popular with the young disco set. In general there is something for everyone.
The pool and sports area is very good. Sitting out on the pool deck, I couldn’t help but think of some sort of fair or carnival. The music was playing, there was a horserace going on, you could get airbrush tattoos, $1 a minute massage, drink specials, soft serve ice cream, and things going on everywhere.
On deck 14 there is a rock climbing wall that is open every hour, ping pong, volley ball, miniature golf, in line skating, jogging, and more. For the athlete there are definitely enough choices, even without the ship shape center with all its high tech equipment. For the tamer sports, such as cards or board games there is a nice card room, plus a 24 hour library. There are two pools outside, two very large shaded Jacuzzis and two smaller sunny Jacuzzis. The solarium has two large shaded Jacuzzis and a sunny pool for adults only. The shipshape center offers another large pool with all kinds of jets, plus the steam room and sauna. Some of the pools and Jacuzzis are open 24 hours a day; finally a ship that accommodates guests who would rather hang out poolside at night. I hate it when a ship closes the Jacuzzis at 6pm or 10pm.
As far as technology, you can sign up for internet at the internet café and use your wireless, but the first three days of the cruise it was unusable. I gave up trying after that. Complaints were heard by all. The cabin TV was fine, with a variety, including pay movies. There were a few movies playing in the screening room at the conference center.
I hate Homeland security. The cruise ships have done a terrific job of security, with ID cards that have pictures embedded and a system to check guests on and off the ship, and a complete ship’s manifest. If there are any stowaways, they won’t get off the ship unless they jump off. But that’s not good enough for our government. When we got to St Thomas we all had to clear customs and that took two hours with lines that snaked all the way across the ship and back. I waited until everyone got off, did my immigration thing, and decided I would skip St Thomas and spend my money in the tourist friendly port of St. Maarten.